If Chris woke up one day and decided to share his penis with the world, millions would gleefully receive it with open … let’s just say open arms and leave it at that.īut though at least this was not a malicious invasion of privacy or an act of revenge porn, this is something that happened to him. We of course have to address the fact that, even as an accident, this is a tragedy. Most seem to agree that the brothers are similar. This has prompted a lot of comparisons on Twitter among those who have long memories for dongs, specifically. Some time ago, Chris’ brother’s intimate photos were deliberately shared with the world. Scott, of course, has been the victim of a less accidental leak. His brother, however, has indirectly addressed the leak through this tongue-in-cheek tweet. Obviously, it is assumed to be his if it were someone else’s penis, we would have even more questions. It’s just a little surprising that he, personally would have a video featuring that image on his phone.Ĭhris Evans has not confirmed that the dong in question is his, or otherwise addressed the leak.
We do not know the image’s origins, but people have been deeply horny for Chris for a long time. Captain America has more weapons than just a shield.Ĭuriously, that wasn’t even the only eye-catching thumbnail in the short, quickly deleted video.Īn image of Chris Evans with the words “guard that p–sy” emblazoned across it … sir, we have questions. The reviews were in and they were overwhelmingly positive. Marvel stans, thirsty fans, and dong connoisseurs alike chimed in, discussing the famous hottie’s goods. (We cannot show you that, so we replaced it with the eggplant emoji) The thumbnail images of each video are visible … and one of them is unmistakably the silhouette of a penis. The very end of the screen recording shows his gallery of videos. See, Chris Evans for some reason opted to screen record a video of his family - simply playing a game - in order to share it on social media. Instead, he simply had a phone mishap - the kind that most of us have nightmares about. No, he wasn’t showing off, though the grainy silhouette from a thumbnail image seemed to show plenty of bragging rights. And the world already knows who is responsible for the leak.Ĭhris Evans accidentally leaked his own dick pic. We are talking, of course, about Chris Evans’ penis. Of course, when the world cried out for a symbol of hope, a rallying point to distract them from the horrors of this year, they never imagined that the answer would be so … girthy. The beacon of hope that 2020 was missing. Actor and walking, talking thirst trap Chris Evans has been our hero for a long time.īut over the weekend, he became the hero we all needed.